0-Minutes Social Worker (0MSW)

0-Minutes Social Worker (0MSW) spends 0 minutes but amazingly he does a lot on ‘Social Working / Service’ daily just because of some savings. According to me, if everyone OR at least 10% of the world population does it in the same way, then huge benefits can be provided to the effected and less-privileged humanity daily. Let’s see how he does?

 

Mind

He saves 10 minutes from his 24 hours to think over Humanity daily.

Imagine, if everyone does it in the same way and 7 Billions Minutes are saved / served to Humanity daily, then any Human Issue will be left as ‘unattended’ in this World?

 

Money

He saves around 0.5 dollars, equivalent to his country’s currency for Humanity daily.

Imagine, if everyone does it in the same way and 350 Million dollars are saved / spent over Humanity daily, then any Poverty will be left in this World?

 

Water

He saves 2 liter water daily for Humanity.

Imagine, if everyone does it in the same way and 1.4 Billion liters water is saved for Humanity daily, then any Thirst / Water Scarcity will be left in this World?

 

Food

He saves 0.5 meals daily for Humanity.

Imagine, if everyone does it in the same way and 350 Million meals are saved / served to Humanity daily, then any Hunger will be left in this World?

 

Clothes

He spares one cloth monthly for Humanity.

Imagine, if everyone does it in the same way and 700 Million clothes are saved / served to Humanity monthly, then any Insufficiency for Clothing will be left in this World?

 

Belongings

He spares around three belongings for Humanity monthly.

Imagine, if everyone does it in the same way and 2.1 Billion belongings are saved / served to Humanity monthly, then any Insufficiency for Belongings will be left in this World?

 

Hence, in light of above, everyone should try to be ‘0-Minutes Social Worker’ who can do a lot more Social Work for Humanity with just spending his 0 Minutes daily.

 

TO LIVE FOR OWN IS ‘LIVING’ BUT TO LIVE FOR OTHERS IS ‘LIFE’…

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Request for Opening of ‘Real Current Account’

To,

The Manager

ABC Bank

Dear Sir,

Please note, I am maintaining a Current Account with you and according to my limited knowledge and information, the funds / deposits available in my account are being used by you for further investments / earnings on daily basis. Perhaps, you are doing it, definitely on the basis of any clause mentioned in instructions sheets, attached in the Account Opening Form that was accepted and signed by me at the time of opening of account.

Anyhow, you are requested to please open my ‘Real Current Account’ wherein I can deposit my funds and you cannot use these funds for onward investments etc. because I have to deposit my funds with you, considering you as a ‘Custodian’ of my assets and you may charge any maintenance fee.

In the end, my little knowledge also says that to open Real Current Account is also in the benefit of your existence / survival because if you don’t open Real Current Accounts and keep maintaining existing type of Current Accounts for onward investments etc. then what will happen if all Current Account Holders come at same time and withdraw all their Deposits???

Your Customer

XYZ

‘Silentamycin’ Tablet – A remedy for many diseases

Yes, according to my tiny research and great experience, a tablet ‘Silentamycin’ can control / resolve / minimize several diseases / problems, like Headache, Diabetes, Complex, Hypertension, Depression, Stress, Envy, Hostility, Disputes, Quarrels  and other mental disorders etc. Further, it can also lead to real Peace & Pleasure of mind and then Amazing and Pleasant Life.

Actually, it is not a tangible medicine but it is an intangible one. The phrase ‘Silentamycin’ is having the world ‘Silent’. Yes, I think I have succeeded to make you understand. To have one tablet of ‘Silentamycin’ daily means, you should always try to make yourself, silent & calm and try to avoid unnecessary talks, discussions and matters etc. that can bring you to the above problems and can spoil your beautiful life. Whether at Office, at Business, at Schools, at Homes, during Travelling or ANYWHERE, your silence can save you from so many issues and keep the atmospheres friendly.

Draw three lines of defense around you. 1. Silence & Ignorance 2. Smile 3. Good & Soft Defending Words. Yes, if someone tries to make you involve in any unnecessary talks / things, use first line of defense using Silence & Ignorance. Hope, he will be gone from there. If not and he tries again so please use second line of defense using a real and natural Smile. Hope this time; he will be gone from there, definitely. If not and he has much worthless time to irritate others; he tries again so please use third line of dense using Good & Soft Defending Words. Hope in future, he will never try again to waste your time because you have lost his sufficient energy, time and efforts. May such kind of people consume their precious time in positive objectives and don’t tease others. Anyway these types of people are part of life and we have to face them accordingly and we must keep praying for them instead of developing any negativity / hostility in our hearts for them.

Please remember, from my above suggested medicine, I don’t want to make you completely silent and I also don’t want to make your personality as Boring and Dull. Yes, please speak and speak a lot using your good & healthy for all kind of positive purposes but never speak for all kind of needless purposes.

‘USELESS’ TALKS MAKE SOMEONE ‘USELESS’ AND ‘USEFFUL’ TALKS MAKE SOMEONE ‘USEFUL’.